I collect hobbies like trading cards.
Relishing the thrill of the hunt for for a new pass time to expand my collection.
I cycle through my passions like photos.
Flipping through an album, never resting on one page longer than a beat.
I hoard potential like a child hoards shells.
Putting them on display or hiding them in the closet as the mood strikes.
My hobby is collecting hobbies.
Call me a Jack-of-all-trades, but I’ve mastered this one.